imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

fffcuk:

“if there’s no emoji for it it’s not an emotion” - max

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

snorlaxatives:

if tumblr has taught me anything about life it’s that some people in this world are so incredibly sweet and nice and deserve good things to happen to them and some people are little spawns of satan

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

snorlaxatives:

is it just me or does everyone hate their own voice

yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

snorlaxatives:

i can’t wait till i’m 30 so i’ll finally look like a high school student according to movies