sometimes you just gotta cut off the circulation in your fingers and strain all of your muscles just to avoid taking an extra trip transporting groceries from the car and you know what?? that’s valid, baby!
Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete
Remember this years-old post?
What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.
despite the fact that it was directed by a pedophile and at times just straight up historically inaccurate, i thought bohemian rhapsody was quite enjoyable and i had a lot of fun

lmaooo we thought second row would be good seating but the moderators bald ass head was in the way 😂😩😭
honorable mentions include widows, bad times at the el royale, a quiet place, isle of dogs, into the spider-verse, incredibles 2, and annihilation!
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
rami malek always looks like his eyeballs are about to burst out of his head like i’m pretty sure his eyeballs enter a room a full three seconds before the rest of him
you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey
When I was older, I used to be a sailor. But I drowned in a storm. The waves were huge! It was dark, and there was lightning, and I didn’t know how to swim.
Roma (2018) dir. Alfonso Cuarón


